魔音入脑：The Assumption Song
2011年08月7日 发表评论
在煎蛋看到这首神曲《The Assumption Song》，为了听懂循环播放N遍，于是魔音入脑了。。。
Animation by Chris O’Neill. Music by The Arrogant Worms
墙内土豆：http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/oP9zoxegRQw/
歌词：
There was an old farmer
who lived on a rock
he sat in the meadow
just shaking his… (cock)
fist at some boys
who were down by the creek
their feet in the water
their hands on their… (dick)
marbles and playthings
and at half past four
there came a young lady
she looked like a… (whore)
pretty young creature
she sat on the grass
she pulled up her dress
and she showed them her… (ass)
ruffles and laces
and white fluffy duck
she said she was learning
a new way to… (fuck)
bring up her children
so they would not spit
while the boys in the barnyard
were shoveling… (shit)
refuse and litter
from yesterday’s hunt
while the girl in the meadow
was rubbing her… (cunt)
eyes at the fellow
down by the dock
he looked like a man
with a sizable… (cock)
home in the country
with a big fence out front
and if he asked her politely
she’d show him her… (cunt)
little pet dog
who was subject to fits
and maybe she’d let him
grab hold of her… (tits)
small tender hand
with a movement so quick
and then she’d bend over
and suck on his… (dick)
candy, so tasty
made of butterscotch
and then he’d spread whipped cream
all over her… (crotch)
cookies that she had
left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f**k yourself
通过粗体部分和反白押韵让人想歪，歌词马上又换成甲醇的单词装无辜。
I can go f**k myself now…
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